For those like me, who are afraid to watch Walking Dead, I highly recommend meeting Steven Yeun at a Koreatown spa.
naked
“Excuse me, sir!”

In Shinjuku, via Tokyo Reporter.
Riding a panda naked in a public park
This is what public transportation looks like in San Francisco

(Photo: Marc Heustis, via SFist.com)
It’s certainly not the Tokyo Metro. Here at the 16th Street BART station, a naked man stretches beneath a huge pile of hair. Reportedly he was also peeing and sexually harassing women. Around the same time, between 5 and 6 pm, two people started walking on the tracks between stations. Needless to say, the station and the system shut down. I guess when all the high-paid people take corporate shuttles in a separate and unequal transit system, there’s very little incentive to maintain the bare minimum for the public version. What’s next, an Israeli-style separation barrier between the posh and the poor?
Instagram photos of hot, wasted, and naked Israeli soldier causes “outrage,” according to media

I love all the media reports saying that these Instagram photos posted by 20 year old Israeli soldier Osher Maman are “disturbing.” Who are they kidding?
The kid may be wasted, but he’s an expert at self-presentation. Alongside his love for his weapon, he’s also super patriotic with his star of David and the galaxy tattoo above his left nipple.
Compared to torture, arbitrary killing, and daily humiliation of the occupied Palestinians, these photos seem sweet and completely harmless. Reminds me of the manufactured controversy over the Israeli occupation soldiers dancing to Kei$sha’s Tik Tok during their patrol.
Thank you, blessed interwebs, for providing us with this brief entertainment.


Gotye: Super Emo Drama Video
With over 300,000,000 internet views, I guess I am late to hearing and definitely late to seeing this video! Belgian-Australian Gotye is not exactly my type, even naked, but I admire his shameless emo wallowing. Watch out, Adele, this guy can really emote.
Getting ready for the Olympics with naked Gareth Thomas on Attitude magazine’s naked issue

Suddenly I have some interest in the sport of rugby. I had no idea who Gareth Thomas is, but I can’t help but admire his extra set of hands.
Who will you be stalking this summer Olympics? I am excited for the games and media circus to begin!
2 shades of tight mint fabric in Jesus good friday salute. Are they filling the baskets for easter?

Thank you, the New York Times, for sharing this photo of the good friday celebration in Malaga, Spain. And thanks to Joe My God by labeling this photo “easter baskets,” which i believe has to do with the tight fit of this lovely 2 shades of mint uniform. I imagine they roared like lions, or maybe brayed like coyotes. One commenter suggests
Muscular men in tight uniforms with protruding bulges parading a naked man in boundage. I say it’s a pride parade.
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Beat Takeshi’s yakuza film

This movie Outrage is probably too violent for my tastes. But I love this pure fan service public bath scene where the director/start confronts the tattooed naked guy.
Naked guy encourages booze buying at Koenji’s Awa Odori

Just over a week ago, Koenji had its fantastic Awa Odori festival, and I took many photos of participants, food & booze sellers, & other attendees. I’m going to post them over a few posts and a few days.
This barely legal guy literally has the price of beer scrawled across his naked back. I love the very DIY, un-hemmed red fundoshi he’s sporting, and the brazenness of his pitch. Check out below where this customer is juggling his cigarette, man-bag, and wallet to get boozed up as quickly as possible. This is Japan when it’s not working.
