The non-gays took the perv level up a notch this year. This religious moment occurred on our walk home.
This Jesus-loving football player portrays his savior as flamboyant and in love with himself. Tim Tebow is ringing a lot of peoples’ gaydars.
Every year there’s a Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence-led Hunky Jesus contest in Dolores Park, San Francisco. This video is from last year. I wonder who won this year?
Thank you, the New York Times, for sharing this photo of the good friday celebration in Malaga, Spain. And thanks to Joe My God by labeling this photo “easter baskets,” which i believe has to do with the tight fit of this lovely 2 shades of mint uniform. I imagine they roared like lions, or maybe brayed like coyotes. One commenter suggests
Muscular men in tight uniforms with protruding bulges parading a naked man in boundage. I say it’s a pride parade.
I guess the Shinto gods need to visit the Tokyo streets as much as anyone does. Still, once you’ve lashed the shrine to enormous beams, it’s a lot to carry. It’s like Jesus and the cross, times 40. Being pants-less seems to add intimacy to the camaraderie of group effort.
Who knew you could offend the Catholic Church in just 10 seconds? And just in time for Easter Sunday, my favorite Jesus holiday. I also heard that Lady Gaga will be releasing her video single Judas on that special day!
I guess this is how Jesus wanted to create the modern American family. Kissing his lovely wife in the center is Ted Haggard, infamous preacher who spent some quality time on crystal meth with a male hustler and is now a “chaste” bisexual. Kids looks so embarrassed!
Tea bagger Christine O’Donnell won the Republican nomination for the US Senate seat formerly held by Vice President Biden in Delaware. In the mid-1990s, Ms O’Donnell appeared on MTV to explain why Jesus does not approve of masturbation. Thanks, Rachel Maddow and Dan Savage.
Via Bryan Boy‘s Twitter stream (and his retweeting), I came across this alleged outtake from Madonna’s W magazine photo shoot with her young Brazilian boyfriend. I don’t know if it’s true, but her outfit and his body do match the published photos, including the one below.
If you need to see more of Jesus’ shaved crotch, click here (NSFW). My conclusion is that Photoshop, make-up and trusted photographers are a lady’s best friend.