Month: February 2012

Kawauchi Yuki shaves head to atone for 14th place finish at yesterday’s Tokyo marathon

OK. I admit I don’t know who he is. But I think it’s hilarious and kind of sexy that he shaved his head to atone for not winning the Tokyo Marathon. I could imagine other ways that he might atone for his shortcomings . .

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All dead Mormons are gay. It’s easier than you think

Mormons are famous for converting dead people, including Holocaust victims. Now you can convert dead Mormons into gays at AllDeadMormonsAreNowGay. I thought it would be difficult since I don’t have a list of dead Mormons, but the simple UI even helps you Choose-A-Mormon. Thanks to Ericthefez for encouraging my visit and historic betterment.

Gay AZ politician implicated in Sherrif Preventing-Anchor-Babies-By-Deporting-Ex-Boyfriend scandal

Cute, out Matt Heinz is running in AZ for US House seat vacated by Rep. Gabrielle Giffords. If I am understanding this correctly, a new scandal involves text messages, sleepovers, each others’ boyfriends, bars, and alleged sex with a skanky recently outed sheriff. Not good to be seen as exchanging political favors and money for sex with Sheriff Babeu, recently noted for threatening to deport his ex-boyfriend.

Matt is so adorable that I hope he has a good excuse. Thanks JoeMyGod.