I never cared for Lana del Rey before this video, overly produced and a downer. But this re-telling of Jackie’s story is so amoral (“money is the anthem”), shallow, and sexy that I am now enchanted.
Month: June 2012
No, he didn’t. TLC’s Rabbi Shmuley runs for Congress, in New Jersey

His values include having too many children, being on TLC, and working as a divorce counselor. I also love his self-created title, America’s Rabbi. He recently campaigned with TLC’s John Gosselin. And he’s just won the GOP primary. Mazel Tov. From Joe My God.
Making kids cry

Kim Jong Un has some big loafers to fill. Getting uniformed kids to cry is a step in the right direction.
Darvish says I will survive, with herb shirt

It’s good to know that Japanese-import MLB pitcher Darvish is settling into Amerika, with all its freedoms and customs. This image is the first image Google returns for his name. Maybe it helps him focus on his pitching.
“Let’s have a kiki” video celebrates fun
Male hosts sharing yakisoba at Hanazono shrine festival

This is one of my favorite photos. I love these extravagantly tranny styled yet unquestionably straight male hosts. I wish I spent half as much time on my appearance, and got to hang out with matching co-workers. And I need to learn how to give the peace sign while holding chopsticks. I must get a big “men’s” wig this summer.
Pentagon Pride Month

Am I the only one super-squikked out?!
Big hair worshippers distracted and snapping photos in opposite direction of shrine

I wonder if these guys work at the same hair salon! That’s some big and complicated male hair. I like how they’re focused on something on opposite side of the shrine. Maybe Anpan man?
Anpan man also prays at Hanazono shrine

Here’s Anpan man ringing the bell above the giant rope cord, before donating money and praying. Quite the action shot.
I’m using a new film camera now, in addition to the digital one. Do you notice any difference?
Mormon Undies as Fetish Wear

It seems almost too good to be true. With Republican presidential candidate Mittens Romney in the race against Obama, there’s a growing awareness of the Mormon “faith.” And now perverts everywhere can order genuine Mormon underwear from this website (mens and womens available). What’s up with the over the (male) nipple stitching?! Check out www.MormonSecret.com. Via Dan Savage.