Meanwhile, in the navy

Shirtless navy boys climbing obelisk coated in lard

It’s an annual freshman event at the Annapolis naval academy. I think I got pregnant just looking at this photo. Many more photos on Buzzfeed. Via JoeMyGod.

Dress code for US aircraft carrier

A friend has been invited for a private tour of a US aircraft carrier, and asked me what would be appropriate dress code. Other than anti-war protests, my only direct experience with the Navy is Cher’s “If I could turn back time.” For Cher, a super-sized wig, thong, minimal V-shaped fabric covering the front, metallic belt, fish nets, garters and high heeled boots seemed to make the sailors smile and dance in her video.

What would you recommend? Are double butt tattoos mandatory for aircraft visits?