Congratulations, Kate & Will on your nuptials. To commemorate you can buy this “loving and humorous” plate. Click through to see the full NSFW (mom, that means “not safe for work”) full image. (Via Dan Savage’s blog).
Kate pegging Prince Will on commemorative plate
Tokyo Moe 
I’m not clicking cos royal family porn is just wrong (not in a moral sense but in a ‘those people should stop breeding esp with their relatives’ sense).
I’m kind of tempted to have a royal wedding mini-party today though and do something awfully british… maybe some fish n’ chips at the pub.
Haha, don’t worry kathryn. If they stick to the act emblazoned on this commemorative plate, their pleasure will be undiluted by sprogs!
I insulted a poor Brit yesterday by telling him how fugly the royal couple is. The boy reminded me that he was not born during the last big Brit royal wedding. I suggested that he should enjoy his first wedding.
oh man, i clicked the link. need brain bleach! i think that they should re-issue the plate replacing will with pippa…