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Camaraderie carrying common weight

I guess the Shinto gods need to visit the Tokyo streets as much as anyone does. Still, once you’ve lashed the shrine to enormous beams, it’s a lot to carry. It’s like Jesus and the cross, times 40. Being pants-less seems to add intimacy to the camaraderie of group effort.

Shake weights for men

Shake weights for men

Is this for real? Apparently it was introduced on the Ellen show and then Jon Stewart’s Daily Show.

Here’s a hilarious online description: Shake Weight: The masturbating-style workout device for men

Three men, standing around–wielding, long, hard vibrating devices. It’s like any normal day in the locker room of a David Barton Gym. (You NYC folks know what I mean *WINK*)

Meet the Shake Weight: A revolutionary Terminator dildo (possibly sent from the future–or the gods) . . .