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Is it too soon to confess that Boston marathon bomber is sexy?

Dzhokhar_Tsarnaev

I know that Dzhokhar Tsarnaev has done some unforgivable actions. Yet, the steady leak of social media photos show this stoned, high school wrestler in some pretty hot poses. Dzhokhar, you could have been a male model or porn star, instead of a mass murderer!

ps: Thanks to Ericthefez for immediately realizing the highly taboo nature of this come-hither Facebook look.

How come I never heard about the Jewish “Porn Star Next Door”?

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Thank you New York Times for this important information. 4,000 films is more than 1 per day over eight years. Go, James Dean.

James Deen, a 26-year-old known as the Porn Star Next Door. Deen, whose real name is Bryan Matthew Seville, is the Jewish son of Pasadena rocket scientists­ — really. His 4,000 films have gained him a cult of female fans because he is well endowed and sensitive. But Ellis didn’t see Deen as harmless.