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Nakano politician drones on, while no one listens

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This politician did not let a lack of interest in his words stop him from continuous speech. No one was listening.

Stay classy, New York City

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My favorite Twitter politician, Anthony Weiner, is back, and considering a run for mayor of New York City. Former US congressman Weiner used Twitter to get inappropriately close to new digital, female friends. It’s unclear to me whether he loved himself or his fans too much. As another great politican would say, you be the decider.

Remember the video with super-hot Jane Lynch and Bill Maher reading the Weiner testimony?!

Gay AZ politician implicated in Sherrif Preventing-Anchor-Babies-By-Deporting-Ex-Boyfriend scandal

Cute, out Matt Heinz is running in AZ for US House seat vacated by Rep. Gabrielle Giffords. If I am understanding this correctly, a new scandal involves text messages, sleepovers, each others’ boyfriends, bars, and alleged sex with a skanky recently outed sheriff. Not good to be seen as exchanging political favors and money for sex with Sheriff Babeu, recently noted for threatening to deport his ex-boyfriend.

Matt is so adorable that I hope he has a good excuse. Thanks JoeMyGod.

 

New Gingrich’s bad lip reading

From Eric the Fez:

1. A video clip of Newt Gingrich saying nasty stuff that perfectly matches his lips (badlipreading). Best line: “It is hard to talk when you are F&*cking high!”

2. A new story about a conservative Alabama politician compulsively donating sperm to New Zealand lesbian couples

3. A New Jersey lady is arrested for operating a home-based medical clinic, and for a silicone penis enlargement leading to “patient” death.

In this Holiday Season, all I can say  after these uplifting stories is God Bless Amerika! And New Zealand, too.

Politician advertising in Tokyo car park

I met this random politician in one of those instant car parking lots that sprout across Tokyo like weeds. There’s something about his confident and boysih grin in the eerie fluorescent lighting. I have no idea what office he aspires to, or what party or ideas he represents. Still, I was persuaded!