New Jersey

Run, Ladies, Run! And take your daughters, too!

Ridunkulous! These orthodox Jewish ladies are not only in the upper decks of New Jersey’s MetLife stadium, but behind special rows and rows of curtain. So that their visibility doesn’t drive the menfolk INSANE. 90,000 peeps participated in this Talmud study. Ladies, it’s never too late to run!

No, he didn’t. TLC’s Rabbi Shmuley runs for Congress, in New Jersey

His values include having too many children, being on TLC, and working as a divorce counselor. I also love his self-created title, America’s Rabbi. He recently campaigned with TLC’s John Gosselin. And he’s just won the GOP primary. Mazel Tov. From Joe My God.

New Gingrich’s bad lip reading

From Eric the Fez:

1. A video clip of Newt Gingrich saying nasty stuff that perfectly matches his lips (badlipreading). Best line: “It is hard to talk when you are F&*cking high!”

2. A new story about a conservative Alabama politician compulsively donating sperm to New Zealand lesbian couples

3. A New Jersey lady is arrested for operating a home-based medical clinic, and for a silicone penis enlargement leading to “patient” death.

In this Holiday Season, all I can say  after these uplifting stories is God Bless Amerika! And New Zealand, too.