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R Kelly’s Ignition remixes Jehovah Witness anti-masturbation PSA for deaf people

September 12, 2012fetishbiblical, brother, deaf, Jehovah Witness, masturbation, Moe, not safe, R Kelly, stoptokyo moe Leave a comment

Even deaf people are not safe from crazy Jehovah Witnesses. Their Biblical anti-masturbation PSA for the deaf has been remixed with R Kelly’s music. That will certainly stop all pleasure immediately! (Source: my brother).

Japanese masturbation champion Sato Masanobu

January 3, 2011fetish, men, Public spaceathlete, champion, China, eating, erotic, family, help, hot dog, India, Japan, marathon, masturbation, Moe, Sato Masanobu, support, team Japan, Tenga, time, winning, worldtokyo moe View all 3 comments

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A true erotic athlete, Sato Masanobu, won a masturbation marathon with a winning time of 9 hours, 58 minutes. He credits Tenga and its 10 varieties for their help, and also says that his family is supportive of his competition. It would have been lovely to see his family at the medal ceremonies!

Japan is currently feeling insecure with the rise of China and India, but no country tops Japan in hot-dog eating, or in male masturbation. Congratulations, team Japan!

(Thanks tipster J-son).

Senate Candidate Opposes Masturbation

September 17, 2010fetish, men, Uncannyapprove, candidate, Christine O'Donnell, Delaware, Jesus, masturbation, Moe, MTV, not, Republican, Senate, Tea Partytokyo moe View all 8 comments

Tea bagger Christine O’Donnell won the Republican nomination for the US Senate seat formerly held by Vice President Biden in Delaware. In the mid-1990s, Ms O’Donnell appeared on MTV to explain why Jesus does not approve of masturbation. Thanks, Rachel Maddow and Dan Savage.