Italian nun obliterates the sex from Madonna’s “Like a Virgin”

Soooo creepy. How can this singing nun distort Madonna’s message?!

Levitating in abandoned pier in sparkly top

Storyboard P sure can dance. I have a soft spot for Madonna ballads, too.

Is Jenny Shimizu the sexiest butch alive?!

Maybe! I had forgotten about one-time Calvin Klein model Jenny Shimizu, later rumored to have slept with Madonna and Angelina Jolie. Now she’s been connected with NYC’s It Fashion sensation Michelle Harper.

Men, take some pointers from this butch icon!

20th anniversary of Madonna’s Erotica

Back before the interwebs, 20 years ago, I never saw this video. Was it a more innocent time then?

Madonna’s Girl Gone Wild recycles decades of her oeuvre

Oh, Madonna never grows old, learns to sing, or changes her image. At least she maintains her loyalty to the gays!

Madonna’s newest video

Is it just me or do you think she’d be sexier playing a cougar rather than prom queen at age 50? Or she should head straight to Whatever Happened to Baby Jane territory asap.

Give Me All Your Luvin’ (Feat. M.I.A. and Nicki Minaj)

Madonna absolutely loathes hydrangeas

But why?! (Thanks Christophe).

Lady Gaga: “Judas is the demon I cling to”

Wow! Lady Gaga creates video drama like no one since Madonna. I love how in the new Judas video she imagines herself as the Jesus leader of an LA bike gang. Big hair, leather, skin, and of course lots of dancing. Her hunky Judas, wearing a crown, is clearly irresistible. Given the ever increasing militarism in the US, it’s lovely to see her whip out a gold gun armed with lipstick. I feel the passion!

Born this Way

Have Madonna and Cher already been reincarnated?

Chanel is for barnyards

Of course, you already knew that. The reason to buy Chanel outfits is so that you can visit barnyards. This new hayseed window display on Omotesando cracked me up.

It seems there’s a rash of foreign luxury brands romancing wealthy shoppers with the fantasy of living the farm and blue collar lifestyles. Up the street is Dolce & Gabanna’s campaign featuring a huge poster of Madonna (the Madonna) washing dishes in a bustier. She wears a facial expression that shows how mystified she is by her actions.

Count me as indifferent to Dolce & Gabanna leaving Japan (as reported by Bryan Boy). I prefer the chance to take bigger style risks shopping at ultra-cheap fast fashion places like Forever 21, H&M, and Muji.