For those unmoved by emperors and princesses, one of the most re-assuring and pleasurable sites at the Emperor’s address on January 2 of each year is the extravagant display of uniformed protection. With his yellow analog megaphone, white gloves, and pillowy lips, this policeman is welcome to tell me what to do.
From Eric the Fez:
1. A video clip of Newt Gingrich saying nasty stuff that perfectly matches his lips (badlipreading). Best line: “It is hard to talk when you are F&*cking high!”
3. A New Jersey lady is arrested for operating a home-based medical clinic, and for a silicone penis enlargement leading to “patient” death.
In this Holiday Season, all I can say after these uplifting stories is God Bless Amerika! And New Zealand, too.