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Seijin no Hi Finale: Legs Spread Wide

January 15, 2011fetish, male fashion, men, Nakano, Public spaceback-combed, cheerful, cigarette, Coming of Age, dress, drink, drunker, dyed, eyebrow, 袴, fallen, falling, fetish, freedom, fried, fugly, gelled, group, hair, hakama, haori, holiday, hope, horde, intimacy, junior, kimono, male, male fashion, marry, men, Moe, Muslim, Nakano, permed, Public space and tagged antic, salaryman, same sex, sculpted, Seijin no hi, skirt, smoke, sprayed, suit, Sun Plaza, traditional, vanity, vista, yankii, 成人の日tokyo moe View all 2 comments

Alas, dear readers, this is my final Seijin no Hi photo. Perhaps the culmination of all the other photos. For reasons not made clear to this foreigner, the joyous 20 year olds are posing with one of them in the air with his legs spread wide. A particularly fetching boy seems to be reaching his hand towards legs-spread-wide’s groin.

I can only imagine how much more fun happened after they got drunker. There’s something practically Muslim about how almost all Japanese socializing is same sex. I love it!

Yankii group excitement

January 14, 2011fetish, male fashion, men, Nakano, Public spaceantic, back-combed, cheerful, cigarette, Coming of Age, dress, drink, dyed, eyebrow, 袴, fallen, falling, freedom, fried, fugly, gelled, group, hair, hakama, haori, holiday, hope, horde, intimacy, junior, kimono, male, marry, Moe, Nakano, permed, salaryman, same sex, sculpted, Seijin no hi, skirt, smoke, sprayed, suit, Sun Plaza, traditional, vanity, vista, yankii, 成人の日tokyo moe Leave a comment

Soon there was a horde of hot young 20 year olds combining traditional dress with big fried hair and excess testosterone. It didn’t take long for them to start falling all over each other, lit cigarettes in hand. I hope that they needed to pose for me, as much as I enjoyed their antics. I especially like how you can see inside the fallen boy’s skirt, I mean, “hakama” (袴).

Second in multi-post series on hot Nakano yankii men!

January 13, 2011fetish, male fashion, men, Nakano, Public spaceback-combed, cheerful, Coming of Age, drink, dyed, eyebrow, freedom, fugly, gelled, hair, hakama, haori, holiday, hope, intimacy, junior, kimono, male, marry, Moe, Nakano, permed, salaryman, same sex, sculpted, Seijin no hi, smoke, sprayed, suit, Sun Plaza, vanity, vista, yankii, 成人の日tokyo moe One comment

This photo series is indebted to the chubby guy with the pink kimono who noticed my not subtle lurking and photographing. He called his friends for a huge yankii group pose on this important day that celebrates youths’ new ability to drink, smoke, get married, and other fun stuff.

Check out Danny Choo’s website for professional photos and more attention on the ladies. I focused strictly on the urban yankii male. It’s easy to be sex-specific in Japan because so many adults and teens socialize almost entirely with members of the same sex.

My first observation is that only the most bad-ass men are wearing kimonos, hakama, and haori. Many of their peers are wearing cheap suits, and spending all their vanity on their glorious hair: dyed, permed, back-combed, gelled, sprayed, and sculpted. Basically a junior salaryman look with extra attention on hair and eyebrows.

The next posts will focus more on rough-housing, misplaced energy, and male intimacy.

Back to more cheerful public vistas

January 12, 2011fetish, male fashion, men, Nakano, Public spacecheerful, Coming of Age, freedom, fugly, hair, holiday, hope, Moe, Nakano, same sex, Seijin no hi, Sun Plaza, vanity, vista, yankii, 成人の日tokyo moe Leave a comment

I apologize to my readers for so many sad and fugly pots. It’s time to turn your attention back to the Japanese islands, and images of hope, freedom and male vanity. On Monday’s Coming of Age (成人の日, Seijin no hi) holiday, I hit the Nakano yankii jackpot.

The location is the plaza and musical clock in front of Nakano Sun Plaza, the same site where this blog’s header image was taken three years ago. Despite the dwilndling numbers of young Japanese, these boys were very excited to pose and rough-house for the “gaijin.” I was quickly joined in the photo pool by three hot yankii 20 year old girls.

I’ll post more images over the next few days . .

Why are the people running the world so fugly?!

January 11, 2011men, Public spacebanker, children, China, cold, defense, frighten, fugly, goddess, guns, Hu Jintao, jowl, pusher, Robert M Gates, running, save, small, super-power, United States, worldtokyo moe View all 4 comments

This photo has *nothing* to do with Tokyo Moe. But a simple question seems crystallized in this meeting between US Secretary of Defense Robert M. Gates met with President Hu Jintao of China. One super power’s banker is meeting with the other’s gun pusher.

Why are the people running the world so fugly? Jowl to jowl, they might frighten small children with their cold hearts. The flowers are horrid. The only redeeming figure is the handsome Chinese translator. Goddess, save us now!