Mother, you are my shoulder and my satellite

Why is Eurovision limited to Europe? This cheese-fest from Belgium is Joe My God‘s favorite.

 

Eurovision song contest will turn you gay!

Last year Azerbaijan won, so they will be this year’s host. Apparently some Azeri terrorists are threatening the “Euro scum” with knives and chemical weapons. This will clearly be a clash of civilizations at the border between West Asia and East Europe. I am hoping gay-ness wins.