This outfit almost make me lose my mind. The bottom is fairly standard, neon tennis shoes with wings. Above that are stockings that scream Rocky Horror Picture show. The shorts and matching top look like someone robbed grandma’s couch. And there’s so much more. I have to thank this kid for confusing me completely.
Get off the couch, Andy Roddick!
Although he looks adorable as a petulant delinquent wearing flag tennis shoes on a white sofa!