Useful advice from this church. Seems to echo something I remember from Jesus Christ Superstar musical. Eternal salvation, financial success, and the gratitude of strangers can all be achieved with this simple technique. That costs nothing. Wow!
Who knew you could offend the Catholic Church in just 10 seconds? And just in time for Easter Sunday, my favorite Jesus holiday. I also heard that Lady Gaga will be releasing her video single Judas on that special day!
The latest fundamentalist church activity are anti-porn workshops for women. Who wants that? I guess I am glad to read that some people are profiting from this. I would hate to think people would want to do this for themselves. There does seem something kinky about spending so much time thinking about porn, discussing it in groups, and maintaining “accountability partners.”
Freaky insights include one lady recovering from childhood sex abuse who realizes that healthy Christian sexuality replaces personal satisfaction with satisfying your husband: “I’m learning the correct way of intimacy and bonds. It’s learning what your spouse wants, his needs.”
As Chelsea Handler would say, “America, you are one hot mess.”
Who says there’s no moe in Amerika? In honor of Rick Warren, pastor of Saddleback Church, popular homophobe, and inaugural preacher, Dan Savage has created a new word, saddlebacking.
Saddlebacking: sad•dle•back•ing \ˈsa-dəl-ˈba-kiŋ\ vb [fr. Saddleback Church] (2009): the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities
After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she’s saving herself for marriage.
For more information on Rich Warren, author of Purpose Driven Life, and his Saddleback Church:
http://saddleback.com/index.html
Tokyo Moe 