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Sex symbol tattooed and chained to a penis by his neck

Mads Mikkelsen is in two new movies, Valhalla Rising and Coco Chanel & Igor Stravinsky. Above, this Danish actor is tattooed and chained by the neck to a giant penis. Swoon!

One of my favorite rolls he played was the villian in the James Bond film Casino Royale, especially the incredibly perverted bondage cock-and-ball torture scene with Daniel Craig as the pig bottom. I can’t believe that was allowed in a “mainstream” movie. Moe is truly everywhere.

More boots-in

This department store shopper manages to combine “boots-in” with several other current trends. The low slung and non-functional studded belt. The dangly purse that resembles what hair dressers use to hold their scissors and clippers; for non-pros, it’s like a mini-man purse for wallet and cellphone, often wide open and facing the backside. There’s also the bag that looks like a fanny bag but is worn like a messenger bag across one shoulder. Plus a long, gratuitous extra chain.