The goddess is back, and wearing white

Welcome back, gorgeous! We’ve missed you.

And, thanks, for correcting Beyonce’s lyrics in Partition. The gentleman clearly “Bill Clinton’d all over my gown” in the back of the limo.

Parody of Beyonce’s Partition

In N Out Mission. I am just sorry that they don’t name check Monica Lewinsky, as in the original Beyonce video ballad.

Superfruit covers entire Beyonce album in 5 minutes

These boys are talented. Nearly 2 million views already.

Teenager recreates Beyonce video frame by frame, in a Snuggie

Incredible. You can read an interview with the teen creator, Ton Do-Nguyen.

I seen Beyonce at Burger King

A welcome distraction from after-shocks and radioactive venting. Gay rapper Cazwell has opened for Cyndi Lauper and Lady Gaga, and his new album is “Watch my mouth.”

Hottest dyke prison video with Lady Gaga & Beyonce

OMG. Lady Gage & Beyonce’s Telephone video is a fashion overload. I am in heaven.

Beyonce’s crotch-grabbing at Grammy’s

A little late, but worth viewing. Beyonce is a goddess!

If I were a boy

I am completely obsessed by this Beyonce song and video. The song is the perfect guy’s karaoke song. And the video of Beyonce as a cop is soo hot and sad.

UPDATE: Click here to watch the video. YouTube has blocked “embedded videos” for this tune.
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v16299068dKaYrZpK

Shameless adultery, on Xmas!

I was hoping for the perfect Xmas today. Confronted with such public and shameless adultery, my dreams have now been shattered.

Darling Kimutaku, do our vows mean nothing? Everywhere I turn I see you with that woman. I know that Beyonce is famous, rich and beautiful. But why must you flaunt your indiscretions in public? You have turned peace and love into envy and hate. If you want to reclaim my heart, I am expecting over-sized jewels.

–Your soon-to-be-former-wife