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Sex symbol tattooed and chained to a penis by his neck

Mads Mikkelsen is in two new movies, Valhalla Rising and Coco Chanel & Igor Stravinsky. Above, this Danish actor is tattooed and chained by the neck to a giant penis. Swoon!

One of my favorite rolls he played was the villian in the James Bond film Casino Royale, especially the incredibly perverted bondage cock-and-ball torture scene with Daniel Craig as the pig bottom. I can’t believe that was allowed in a “mainstream” movie. Moe is truly everywhere.