Having a virtual baby with a teen idol is truly one of the grossest intersections of Japanese technology and the managers of its adolescent entertainment stars. (Official site).
For those not in the know, AKB 48 is a girl band of forty-eight barely legal (or net yet legal) ladies who are hyper-sexualized. Because they are *the* mainstream entertainment in Japan, many Japanese are shocked to hear a foreigner describe their act as kiddie porn, distasteful, and an embarrassment to their country.
But this new web service fleeces their fans with a new level of shameless fantasy. For 1,480 yen per month (nearly $20), fans can upload their photo and create a virtual baby with one of the girl stars. Promotion for the new service includes the star’s assertion that she’s not really revealing her breast, and also a “birth announcement” that she’s had a baby with the none too attractive current Prime Minsiter (just imagine any of the last dozen PMs if you’re unfamiliar with the current temporary office holder).
Inviting fans to impregnate their idols, and to watch their babies grow up online is possibly the grossest thing I’ve ever heard. Oh, Japan, wake up from your media induced slumber and have some dignity! OK?
WTF. How many layers of wrong is that?
The guy in my most recent post is surely an applicant.
I have never been so ashamed of my country.
I am hoping a lot of Japanese dykes will virtually “mate” with this AKB48 adolescent. This country needs a reality check.
What’s wrong with these men? I mean, I don’t want to impregnate her, I just want to… Oh, never mind.
What’s wrong with you people?! I’ve never seen anything more hilarious.
For the record, I suggested to my brother (he’s Tokyo Moe to you), that I thought we should upload a picture of our not so recently deceased father Sheldon to the site. I think Sheldon would have approved, just like he did of our domestic partnership at Stanford University!!
Tokyo Moe reminds me of the “disturbing thought” that the teen’s child would be “our half-sibling as product of dead father.” I’m not sure though I see anything disturbing here. After all, Mormons convert dead people, right??
What’s wrong with you, Tokyo Moe?! You used to have an excellent sense of humor!!
Love and virtual kisses!