These pants were so horrid I couldn’t help but snap repeated photos as we walked uphill on Omotesando. A plastic rubber material, with creases everywhere, clinged to and reshaped its owner’s legs in the worst way possible. Notice the enormous manpurse. Ah, Tokyo. At least you are always trying!
Tokyo Moe 
Last night at a Xmas party, there was a magician who did some cool magic stuff. He had on what has to be the worst pants I’ve ever seen on a man. They were SUPER tight but he was too big for them. They were bright red-orange. And, they gave him a fierce camel toe. I have never seen a boy with a camel toe, so that was a new experience. XD
What an exquisite image you evoke, Marius. When I see such fashion disasters, I try to be grateful that the men are at least trying. Unlike the utter hopelessness of most American men. But did you see the New York Times story recently about how men in their 20s and 30s are now dressing up and making fun of the t-shirts and jeans worn by “successful” boomers? Pretty funny how rebellion involves a tie and a pocket square.