During avian flu, I felt detached because of my distaste for poultry. Swine flu is a direct hit to my stomach. It seems the masks have turned from white to blue. This photo of Mexican nuns shows that even Jesus-loving ladies are terrified. Mi dios! I will sublimate my fear with tonkastsu, tonkotsu ramen, hot dogs, sausage and bacon!
Tokyo Moe 
XDDD Ay, dios mio, that’s a great idea. Perhaps if you eat 10000 lbs of pig a day, you will gain an immunicy (is that a word?) to swine flu.
Don’t worry though, you’re not in the at-risk age group.